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I think the lighting is generally the cause of so many pills. Succumbed to Sin? Couldn't see the light. Lain with thy brother's wife? She's light on the teeth. Cargo pants? Fashion

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I am coming to see and taste how a bean and rice diet can only succeed with the onion, chive, or wikileek. If you add salsa, Now we talking Pappi! But I have to pass on the human

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My cousin Cheswick kindly let me stay with him as the nanocrew digested and refabricated my oldtech abode. On the third evening, he began to reveal his sad tale of existential woe,

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I looked at the list. RULES TO GET A GIRL TO HOME WITH YOU. 1. Nothing good ever happens before 1:30 am. 2. Always have an after party. 3. The after party can never be more than

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I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w

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One by one the lemmings hurled themselves off the cliff of Mount Doom in an attempt to retrieve the ring from the fires of Mordor. Frodo watched this unfold from the safety of

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By the time Legendary released "Exodus from Dune", we were already post-visual, post-fictional, and only fractally incarnate in many cases. But humanity had fanned out into various

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Westley unintendedly launched a photon torpedo towards Bedford Centauri instead.The bridge went deathly quiet as the crew considered what had just happened. The a redshirt started

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Once upon a time, RissaJo became interim Head of House. With that power came great opportunities, but she didn't know where to start. Should she

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