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Off to the side a few were collecting bets and the wagers were starting to get pretty steep when in walked Hulk Hogan and his daughter. Everyone's head swiveled around with a "whap

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"Time to say grace, then," said Sister Mary Tiffany through clenched teeth. (Her teeth had been superglued together by her second-graders that very morning.) But the room remained

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t in us had gone...washed away like so many Listerine dreams and marmalade skies. "Toast points." A voice intoned. "What?" Another voice was heard. "You meant marmalade and toast p

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The plastics were a notorious gang of android mobsters who had grudges against random people, or seemingly random. What Braddock learned was that the murders all had one connection

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distracting everyone with a rousing game of Paddy Cake but alas, no takers. Maybe they were more the "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain" type. Nah. Red Rover? Steal the Flag?

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ked that they'd have to come up with an entire ad campaign to promote themselves as the sexiest of vegetables. Of course, they had to spin the whole "crying" thing into a positive

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me held no sway with her. Re-energized she turned to her team. "Alright! Everyone! Let's see who wears the lady girl panties in this race, huh?" A cheer rose up. "Are you with me?"

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the cellar walls for further hallucinations. Finding none, I prepared the concrete mixture and dropped the body into the hole as the back wall undulated in the corner of my eye.

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out and beat his chest proudly, only to sputter and eventually spew up a large piece of wildebeast. "Ooops. My bad." Now, Food Lion is not to be confused with Cocktail Caribou.

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a sexual harassment awareness course when Kevin Spacey announced he would be reprising the lead role in "Iceman..." Miss Brooks was not amused, but kept her opinion to herself.