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Wilma, who was now seen as an outsider. Wilma had tears in her eyes, "How could you?" "Not sure," Fred replied, cracking open a beer, "I always thought I was more a Mary-Ann guy!"

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Ebertnese Mountain Dog. At the box office, the movie didn't fair well at all. Sadie didn't even attend the premiere, opting to rather lick her groin in the comfort of her mansion.

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The audience loved it, the sickos. Little Miss Sunshine danced and danced while being showered by a ridiculous amount of groceries. The stage was literally filling up to her eyes.

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my little pn us." It was a touching good tune. As the peace train disappeared into the distance, a cold chill ran down my spine. Peace. Peace had left this place. Now we had left

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the Carrot Crusade faced defeat when a giant Bugs Bunny appeared. Plucking a screaming carrot soldier, Bugs munched him casually. “What’s Up Doc?” he bellowed, chewing. The army

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-ever they did. They only knew the look of society, not the nut sack stuff. The mite poet that put it best was Allen Ginzuknfe. The mites were often named by where they hatched. He

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nasal passages?" The collapsed man rolled his eyes at ZAHR's request. "Sister, please," the man said. "You ain't gonna go anywhere NEAR my nasal passages, is that clear?"

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"Holy Contagion, Catwoman. You don't expect me to have unprotected sex with you, do you?" Catwoman jumped back away from Robin. "You're not being so gallant now, Boy Blunder." Both

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pratfall shtick in the book. The facedown in the toilet. Toilet tank to the head. The cat that joins him for three floors, all of them. Finally Mr. scuzzy ends up on the ground flo

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The old Bonomo Turkish Taffy (banana flavored and pre-expiration-date) from the back of the shelf nodded his head sagely. "You are wise not to taste the licorice, Skittles," he sai