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Camels have never been known for barbed wire, although they were in favor of lynching Joe Camel with some. Camels do, however, like togas. They find them easy to move around in.

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yon ass & chant, "What art thee to do with all thine junk? All thine junk within thine trunk? And a nonny nonny hey!" A woodcut of the Dancing Plague shows Lady Gaga just as she

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friend who could connect 1000 German Suplexes in a row. He tried scoring some social points by helping out at the local children's hospital, but was imprisoned after suplex no.1

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Luckily the only seat he set on fire was the one he was sitting in and forgot to get out of before lighting it. His 8 year old daughter was fed up with her "burnt critter" of a dad

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best ors'deurves had been scarfed by the departed lupine. The partygoers were already at the part where they were starting to puke down their own shirts. Down on the track the wolf

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night. It was a ritual of mine, one I had obtained in my youth, when I watched National Geographic movies, topless, and dreamed about introducing Oscar Meyer to the Ubangi Warrior.

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with all the gumption of a big city lawyer talkin' down to his secretary on a Sunday morn'. Why, shucks, nothin' ungouges an eye like ol' Doc Hickory's mule-tested lemon rub. Only

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'd hungr'ly, doth protesting too much for his like. May his review inspire Lily to curdle some rancid soy brew for him! If she but chuck'd it down the drain, a fine meal he'd dine.

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rocket scientists couldn’t hear a thing, and merely shrugged and waved at Papet up in the bell tower window. Papet waved back, lost his footing, and fell out the window, landing on

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en. But speaking of ipecac, my trained crow brought me a VHS tape of some randomly recorded episodes of Taxi. Closer inspection revealed a rare pre-internet YouTube Poop, focusing