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out and beat his chest proudly, only to sputter and eventually spew up a large piece of wildebeast. "Ooops. My bad." Now, Food Lion is not to be confused with Cocktail Caribou.

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r something before I forgot it but I forget to remember it first so I never forgot it; I just never knew it either. I was there with pushed up daisies in my hands & dirt in my maw.

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-ty no longer allows Lemming-on-a-stick in any government building, ever since someone tried to 'stick it to the man' and forgot to remove the lemming. Senator Borf suffered bites

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they plugged my bunghole, and after four days the explosion was enough to alert aliens in another galaxy that something was going on here on Earth. They wisely decided not to

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change as he swallowed the anti-parasitic medicine. It tasted like chalk and Henry wondered if it had actually been this stuff that had killed Nixon, in the end. The red phone

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(The Joker enters the room.) Joker: (yawning) Nothing like a double shot of pure Italian espresso to get you started! (He drinks the Folger's Crystals without adding hot water) Ah!

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known as Pooh, but lived under the name of Saunders to throw off the naysayers. Being a stuffed bear, he had trouble understanding the outrage over Trigger having been stuffed. Roy

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state in the capitol rotunda until his remains (and any other morsels) remained no more. The hungry still went hungry, but the cannibals had the best meal of their lives. Ooga said

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In real time it clacked to the floor, but in the goofball-jacked mind of the doctor, it fell and fell through space in slow motion, tumbling end over end as eerie music echoed in

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"I guess I just like prison food, is all," replied Gomez, picking some unidentifiable matter from his rotting teeth. Old Chesty shrugged and pushed a suspicious-looking cake under