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Massacre. Nobodies shoes in Brookline were safe. Toe stalked the streets, hiding under cars, benches and betwixt unsuspecting legs. At night, glowing eyes appeared from drains

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's mother. Of course she wasn't fully in the dark, as she was wide enough to simultaneously occupy multiple timezones. Lammi & Chaz were terrified, but LordVaucity immediately felt

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She'd first suspected something was wrong when he repeatedly pecked at tourists chicken legs instead of scampi and cod, but had assumed he was just an idiot at the time.

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"Any last words, sawdust breath?" The executioner asked. The gerbil said nothing, just let a ipad meld out of its forehead and streamed footage of South Parks "The Startling."

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People pleaser found in certain German Dungeons. The cook, it turned out, knew the routine, and the straining sounds of German techno echoed around the kitchen walls.

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-mitted, and the Singing Nun liked it that way. "More knees to kneel, more scalps to peel." She would sing, binging on barley and bishops caught in her web. "Praise to Widow Jesus"

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my predilection for the arts won out. This proved fateful for the course of human culture, as I founded a unique choreography that raised pole dancing to its next level. I strutted

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coming. "I fail to see why you led us to the bawdy house area, R2," whined C-3PO:"Huh? To get WHAT stick out of my ass? Oh my, that she-bot DOES stir my oils. You need to leave, R2

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Placed matchsticks under his eyelids. "Now you go out to play, and remember to be a very good boy!" Sloppy Joe did what he usually did. Burned out cars. He used to pretend Ma Bell

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"What will it be ladies?" Lloyd asked. "We'd sell our souls for a beer." Your souls are no good here." He chuckled. They found themselves dressed in blood drenched burlesque gear.