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" Methane Clathrate? Why does that sound like I forgot your name in Chemistry class because we didn't have any chemistry?" Producer Shaw's jaw dropped. He didn't know this Larry.

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Mother of Rivers, aka the Mississippi. Flea survived on red hot chili peppers and the meanness of family. He had tossed Tick from his mind. He resigned that memory to the forgotten

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en. But speaking of ipecac, my trained crow brought me a VHS tape of some randomly recorded episodes of Taxi. Closer inspection revealed a rare pre-internet YouTube Poop, focusing

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vengeance upon his escaped proboscis monkey. Carmen and Spindle tried to blow their noses, but the wee folk were already too deep inside their sinuses. Frankenstein was dabbing,

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Steve, for it was the dingo's nickname. Stella rolled her eyes at Steve, who was about as helpful as a horse in back of a carriage. T'was not the last time she would kiss her grits

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Was technically made from orange peel. Something about them orange girls was very aPEELing. They decided to hold a contest to see who could woo her. Polly and Jims first task was

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him but it would always be left on read. He couldn't even sell his soul to the devil because he is too detached from his ghost. He ended up hiring a reverse exorcist to contact it.

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where gators smoke cigars and possums don't wear pants. Political satire shoved down your face hole like a Surge-flavored Mtn. Dew. Poli-scis think they're the alpha and omega.

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erwise joyfully stoned patrons were gagging & suffocating on their own cannananas vomit, which was not at all good for business. So, Jeremy moved away from banana-flavored hybrids

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ber and Dr. Gomer reminisced about the days when everybody’s fridge-freezer came with a full water bottle and boxes of chocolate Turkish taffy and chocolate-covered bananas. Mrs.