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push it into heaven but then they couldn't remember what it was! "It must be a wheelbarrow of money- the financial gift," said Floyd. "So it shall be," said The Lord, "& what was I

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with no discernible lisp so that lead led to a dead end. Then Manatee got his first break. It was 9AM, Morning Smoke Break. The vast majority of the force did not smoke but they us

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The martian lifted his arms, and in both his pits hung two scrotums, undulating from his quick movement. Every one with half a brain knows are testies hang from our pits! Lowering

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"Sure it's safe, Shroombate," the Neptunians reassured him, "and if you get too hot you can rest on this bed of wild rice." The rice looked nice and fluffy, and Shroombate was

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She said she had seen many an insect lose their marbles but this boy was her first human to do so and he lost those before he and she ever crossed paths. The venom did have the dra

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young woodpeckers were dressed just like Eggman &, along with him, were all sitting along 3 sides of the kitchen table. I was standing in the 4th. They were all looking at me & I d

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-d her nose and the militiamen wound up on top of Mt. Everest, where they soon died from the cold. "It's not my fault," said Samantha, "if they weren't prepared." She and Tabitha

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pants and a dorky haircut were then issued to you for your first day of fifth grade, along with the notice of termination to the wet nurse, who had dried up by then. When you punch

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(though never that well endowed to begin with) was now completely flat and had become the queen of the flounders. "All hail Eliza the Queen!" burbled her new subjects from their

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wanker and stated, "I am aghast at what that flabber passed," but denied any further elaboration to the Channel 5 reporter. That night, when he saw himself on the news, he shouted