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from miles around to mock him, nearly to the point of suicide. "I Will Survive" meant nothing to Ricky. The Rainbow Heathen Circle didn't help with their othering and controlling t

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Lord SuperMogg knew how to curry favor. That very abomination was closer to the throne than anyone knew, and it was amused by Lord SM's use of "you lot" in official memos to the

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like the sort you wash your dog with after it's been sprayed by a skunk. Our hero's veggie-humans were losing the fight in the rabbit warrens, yet the protestors were sated.

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HIGHER RIGHTS MAKE ROBO-TICS TOCK. It wasn't a very good phrase, but tired nonetheless. The humans would laugh at them whilst fondling a vending machine for crisps, or underpaying

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Pickled herring created as a transportation/lover/meal hybrid by his uncle Collusus Dickenstein. The pickle didn't care, she'd made her home anywhere. Bob the rock was an arse

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mess hall, a coupla nuts and me decided to split. What did we have to lose? We hid in garbage pails and were taken out at midnight. I was a free fruit at last. If only I hadn't hum

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Massacre. Nobodies shoes in Brookline were safe. Toe stalked the streets, hiding under cars, benches and betwixt unsuspecting legs. At night, glowing eyes appeared from drains

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's mother. Of course she wasn't fully in the dark, as she was wide enough to simultaneously occupy multiple timezones. Lammi & Chaz were terrified, but LordVaucity immediately felt

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She'd first suspected something was wrong when he repeatedly pecked at tourists chicken legs instead of scampi and cod, but had assumed he was just an idiot at the time.

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"Any last words, sawdust breath?" The executioner asked. The gerbil said nothing, just let a ipad meld out of its forehead and streamed footage of South Parks "The Startling."