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Lp but have a taste when I stir. These ones had been hand-picked from the nearby McDonald's. The lobsters eyes lit up with the reverence of a crustacean on the right side of karma.

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I answer the phone. It's my husband telling me to pick him up some cereal at the store. As I make my way to the cereal aisle I,

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draw a bead on the perps. I knew only after I pulled the trigger and the “BANG!” flag dropped from the barrel that I had the wrong gun. The perps stopped beating the officer and

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and Bullwinkle made his typical stupid remarks that showed no understanding of the case. Rocky had to explain it all to him. Honey Bucket got tired of Bullwinkle’s stupidity and

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Camels have never been known for barbed wire, although they were in favor of lynching Joe Camel with some. Camels do, however, like togas. They find them easy to move around in.

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the primary school cafeteria meat grinder. Children start disappearing from the kidney garden, but one by one they come back, drained to a fraught pallor. "Everything is zombie,"

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yon ass & chant, "What art thee to do with all thine junk? All thine junk within thine trunk? And a nonny nonny hey!" A woodcut of the Dancing Plague shows Lady Gaga just as she

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notebook into his breast pocket and admired his mustachioed man-slug. "WRRAAAHHGRYGHDKFL" said the man-slug. Look at him go! Moreau pointed the man-slug out whilst dogging, a

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the invisible lion & bear tattoo bears the wedgie, a score and four have ye left to live." The hypnotized reptilian maid was illiterate. The eldritch message wasn't for it. Ice was

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Suddenly the doors came crashing down and all combat ceased for a tiny moment as everyone assessed the situation. Friend or foe? It was the Elves of Twilight. Friend or foe! Elrond