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erwise joyfully stoned patrons were gagging & suffocating on their own cannananas vomit, which was not at all good for business. So, Jeremy moved away from banana-flavored hybrids

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ber and Dr. Gomer reminisced about the days when everybody’s fridge-freezer came with a full water bottle and boxes of chocolate Turkish taffy and chocolate-covered bananas. Mrs.

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shit hit the fan, or was it when the smoke cleared? No matter. She wasn’t heiress to the Whitney fortune; hell, she wasn’t even a Whitney, and her Havana gigolos gave her the clap.

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that catchy tune they'd been playing, and she never did find that cockroach band again. It kept Nagila awake, trying to remember the music they'd performed. Her husband, Snort,

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selling my bare bear bottom at the Hundred Acre Wood House of Ill Repute. “I’ve found the honeypot,” cried Donald, a fat man with an orange face and pee-stained cotton candy hair.

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-ir rock-stupid progeny always graduated with honors and were able to attend ivy league law schools, mostly because they could pay for them. That's why there are so many bad

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the talk show set of Talking Horses. Salem swore that the vet controversy was a hoax, designed to put the petting zoo out of business, but Mr. Ed insisted that he had seen the harm

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"Let's put this all behind us!" cooed the sorcerer as he sat Prof. Butts down hard on the table. "This discussion is beneath me!" roared Butts. And then a very strange sound was

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"The alien and the Ant Farm." Basically the guy made some strong points with some minor dis-information and the fire-ants ate him. However, to avoid contamination by Cuntaminators.

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He yanked the lob wedge out of his golf bag and set to work pounding down the seven foot tall brush around the fourth hole as quietly as possible, so that the cougars would not