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Loretta had briefly been a man. Her name as he, was Leroy Jenkins. He discovered that he had rushed into being a man and went back to being Loretta. She got reversal surgery.

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During that brief period as Leroy Jenkins, Loretta fathered, Muscaria Hemlocks bastard. Secretly, their child really did have two mommies. That the child was male was unfathomable.

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Muscaria Hemlock never denied her son was a bastard. She didn't understand why that kept coming up though. Why was the heraldic concept of bastardy relevant in the 21st century?

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Through the vicissitudes and vagaries of space migration Earth eventually became Terra. Terra Firma originally but it got pared down to simply Terra. Terrains, Moonies, Grangers, &

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The rat-a-tat-tat of the gat left the fat rat flat aback the black rack on his flank. Peaches O'Malley didn't like the flack she was getting back. She felt attacked. She got her

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These punks with their steam going around dispatching zombies. Taking the bounties straight out of my kids' teeth and bellies. Zombie killing is a dying family business. Steampunks

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The deadmen warned us of the undead. Did we listen? Instead they were given The Rent of Tears and relocated to the reformation asteroids, aka the Gulag Penal Colonies. One history

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One of the more onerous duties of her position as Professor Emeritus in Residence without Portfolio, was to be a judge on the Defend Your Thesis Show. Loomis did it for the kids.

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The way the Defend Your Thesis works is that all degree seekers submit their degree thesis to the show. Winnowed down to 16 degree candidates vying for summa cum laude & $10,000.

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Prechisme hated her name. Balloons. Prechisme Balloons. It was worse. She had a middle name. Levante. Prechisme Levante Balloons. Her initials were shit. PLB. Her brother Ted said