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With his intellectual deficiency on display, Chumley showed up to Army Basic Training with a deck of poker cards, bingo chips, and a box of fluorescent green Mega Big Boy condoms.

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It’s tough being a nymphomaniac at 99, but that’s what I am. Had a grand total of 1,999 lovers; for obvious reasons, I’d like one more before retiring. Sadly, no one wants to bed

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"The problem with the 17th Clade is that they keep bothering the incarnates!" Yeah, the poor 17th Clade. Post-incarnate, transfinite, and still grasping for agency in a problematic

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"Hah," said Hrajor. "You became incarnate again just to take the dark-matter shuttle to our little food court, the day after Hrengor went on vacation. Respectable, respectful, and

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After the ghosts of ancient Mars wiped out the proud Earth-ninnies of the Tharsis Ridge Condo Association, Vending Machine 18 still stood, offering nothing but cold light and coils

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"Panoma Chrah," he/it or let's just say Pnuh said in a way that seemed to indicate some kind of autumnal resignation. Pnuh was my little brother Andrew, back in a new chassis, but

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"Hah. Hathaway. I don't know how or whether to greet you. You're an unsettled searcher, that I can understand. Are you really the white supremacist you seem to be?" Lewis had five

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"I like the cut of your jib, Sir. I won't deny it." The Uber driver looked at the lady in the back. She was beaming a big smile at him. "Thank you. I didn't know I had a cut jib."

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I discovered last night that I can not sleep with socks on. They snag on the blankets just enough that on top of my restless legs I could do without. Gerard Manley Hopkins's God's

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When I awoke I found myself inside an empty crude oil storage silo. The only like came from the open hatch at the top of the tank, some 200 feet above me. I doubted being lowered.