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after wave of ethnic springs being quashed all around them. Most were too busy with their Summer Reading to notice that their beaches were now the battlefield for the hearts & mind

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The Carrot Crusade. Carrots did make up the early majority of the army that was mustered just outside Orleans. It was also true that a young carrot named Steo set it in motion, but

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Thunder and his brother Monkey set out on the catwalk their humans set up. They could look down and watch everything. Hunter was cleaning fish and they smelled it! Aha!

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However, your air-speed to torque velocity ratio racks up exponentially if you are wearing faux fur and nibbling on vegemite.

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Not like ACADEMY AWARD WINNER Clift Robertson. He was the first KENNEDY & UNCLE BEN. Martin Sheen was the second. Cliff Robertson is no Eric Samosa. Eric Samosa is a joke.

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feral. At first she didn't notice them. Her friends had always been good looking scenery before. Why wouldn't they continue to be that and feral? But when they started nitpicking &

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flim & flam guy, Morty Fishburger, to ask him for a private grift.That a decision had been made was good enough for him & he never did call Morty. So Morty never got to fleece the

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clingy vine", she said as she grabbed the morning glories in one hand and a scythe in the other. "Stop", the children all cried. "Let Pied Piper off on probation and we won't tell

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we're down market Smuckers-wannabes. We don't care if you buy the slogan, even though it is true. There are no nuts in our nuts. Even the yahoos in Cambridge know what I am saying.

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Neither of us was, so we got dressed and decided to team up and stop a homicidal, philophobic babiy made of steal and terror from flying through our corner of the sky. Mostly becau