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-ndroids in drab A-line dresses who couldn't have a creative idea if it was programmed into their artificial intelligence. These Matrons were only good for nagging and scolding

Zetawilk's photo

Umlaut tried the strip-bank & the zodiac killer's unabomber-style shack, but nobody would give them a loan this Easter Christmas. Krieger looked at Umlaut, wiggled his mustache,

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With the Super Weasel bridge burnt to cinders, we could dust our hands in ignorance, unaware that Son of Super Weasel, Super Junior Weasel, was watching from the abutment below.

Col.Lingus's photo

with his tiny hands reached for his tiny mushroom; elated at his tumescence. His mushroom hadn't stood up like that since The Island. The nymphs sensed a change in the buffoon's

Zetawilk's photo

the detox center to purrge their system of any nasty meowfter-effects of last night's carousing. The cats were shivering around a barrel of fire & spoke of things only whispered.

KieferSkunk's photo

beaming aboard the Starship Enterprise and being captain for a while. They sit in that fancy chair and start barking out orders and... oh wait, we're talking about horses, huh? I'm

Zetawilk's photo

cketers wanted abolished. Arnie Schwartz was a dentist who discovered a compound to actually encourage teeth to regrow in on their own cavities, at least to an extent. Mr. Buttle

Jimbeau's photo

where he became a connoisseur of well-endowed, unbecoming, alien women; in fact, after being released from Nebulon prison, he mourned returning to his Earth home of Booty-Ville, NJ

Ped_Xing's photo

meant to bang it on the aquarium's glass wall to show how they sea monkeys were responding only to the music's vibrations. But the dance trophy seemed to gain momentum & shattered

Ped_Xing's photo

she wanted when she wanted. Decapitation, at this point, is off the table. For now. That is subject to change. Princess Harriet's astrologer suggested they use her ticker-tapeworm