LordVacuity's photo
 

monkey fist that was now also stuck because it was holding his head in the money slot. I batted away at the monkey but he threw shit and I let him have the his head. "Be a sport

Woab's photo
 

"Capitalist TOOLS!" the anarchists yelled at the fallen books before they doused them with gasoline and lit them on fire. "Power to the illiterate!" they screamed as they fled the

LordVacuity's photo
 

sticking around for her to raise their kids. Margaret knew gravity was a sore point with Bob but it was what it was. She needed to restart a life for herself. Bob was a distraction

LordVacuity's photo
 

dissent by pointing out that it was god's will. God through His instrument, Zara, had delivered a blessing in the form of a spit out seed. One would be wise to heed God's message.

LordVacuity's photo
 

self-basking moment before straightening a nonexistent stray hair in his brow and faced the day sober for the first time in minutes. He dropped the label maker. Still disoriented,

LordVacuity's photo
 

chicken-like being hardly seemed dazed. Not much. He weebled & wobbled a bit but it seemed to find it pleasurable. It made a pink furry purrr. We all heard it in our minds, not our

LordVacuity's photo
 

as is typical for these kind of days. "Please clarify, ma'am, are you or your house or both on fire?" Before I could answer the 911 dispatcher the line went dead. The melted base

LordVacuity's photo
 

costume, his statement clearly at odds with his attempts to get out of his own. By now he had a nuanced appreciation for every other schmuck who'd vomited in the Skylark's head.

Woab's photo
 

on their heads and showing off for Mrs. Lem, who looked away, unimpressed. "Why don't you gentlemen, police and Charlie Sheens all go jump off a cliff," she suggested. With that

Woab's photo
 

But I wasn't looking, and ran over Truly Scrumptuous's legs, which shattered like pralines. But she was packing. Bang bang! She hit he in the arm. What a Chitty day this turned to