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Only in this case it was Minimum Overdrive, since the trucks were so tiny. Still, it was very treacherous trying to maneuver across the aisle to the soup section while they ran

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you son of a bitch! You ate my parents' wedding cake!" David could no longer feel the cake, only the hot dread licking down his chest to a pool of guilt. She pulled the fridge away

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stic flow wouldn't be any fun if they didn't get to watch people burn. Angry eyes turned upon the Time Traveling party Planner. He knew a rival time traveling party planner had fuc

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hand. She imagined the slamming of a million library doors, the blank facades of a million book store web sites, and it was all her fault. Meanwhile, Fluffy, at her feet, had

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sleep, perchance to dream a dream upon that very cot, that he would one day double-check his spelling before folding. But alas, sometimes time runs out, and the error lives on

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And yet the smelly sludge clogged on, oblivious to my discomfort, as a filthy clodhopper played the fiddle. I could not look away as the sludge's stomps left puddles of ooze along

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they go into business together selling Styrofoam nuns. Hazel though dazed to find herself in the slightly withered arms of David Hasselhoff didn't go into business for a one night

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the smashed & famished partygoers started eating each other. At least Patricia hoped they'd been in time. The partygoers fell upon the fondue remnants like Black Friday shoppers.

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which was a grave mistake. The horse had too much hairspray in its mane and tail and ended up looking like a Rapidash. The Communist army laughed merrily at its distress. Wario

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Interior pointed to the human cutlet in the middle. "This one seems to Smell of Female," he said. "Oh Lux, I bet you say that to all the girls," said Ivy, and they goo-goo-mucked