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turned a somersault & kicked the spleen. The "pop" had been the pancreas' reaction. But there was no sign of a baby nor any sign that she had ever been pregnant. Dr. Goodfeel felt

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When Marta showed up at the business office to collect her $34 Grand Prize, she was accused of being a thief. That Grand Prize had already been shipped to Marfa, Texas. The lights!

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The kitchen learned not to send the pretty ones as food bearers as they quickly ended up without a head. They now only send out the frumps. Who cry because they lose either way.

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I felt like my own private trinity in an Ang movie. I had one hand reaching for Jesus and the other my nana. Jesus had one reaching for me & the other pushing my nana behind him.

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voice united shall we rise, hand in waffle.... “We will Not LEGGO!!” The crowd stood, inspired, eyes bright and filled with visions of a glowing Aunt Jemimah wrapping her warm arms

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multiplied the forces arrayed against the issue. The Arachnids argued that we were being speciesist at the least and more probably Solists. Dr. Satan demurred to their stance. Guts

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the velvet rope that was between him and a clean getaway. Some say he activated his SuperPower Spring Shoes too soon, others say too late. He leapt too high and clipped the corner

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my purty mouth." The banjo blushed sharply. The spirit of the marsh-island could see where this story was going and tried to head it off by fomenting mistrust between Kask & banjo.

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off the government teat. Norman's orange parka's shoulders sagged. He was disheartened that his fashion sense wasn't being appreciated. These Retro-Antebellum sensibilities weren't

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monkey fist that was now also stuck because it was holding his head in the money slot. I batted away at the monkey but he threw shit and I let him have the his head. "Be a sport