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But I wasn't looking, and ran over Truly Scrumptuous's legs, which shattered like pralines. But she was packing. Bang bang! She hit he in the arm. What a Chitty day this turned to

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By the time they were saved from the island they were both Counts of Monte Cristo. Nbody but Kevin and Doug knew how the pipework worked in that whole shebang. The ninja chefs recr

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in love the way a debutante might dabble in art," Quayfagbhay would say vaguely. I could tell by his blush that he had loved Hungry, though that love had not be requited. Then one

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time watch all of my space keys rising up in the Rapture. On their way to opening new dimensions for the traveling passion show this universe turned out to be. We never suspected o

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Glyph-Cipher but you can call me Vajg. We haven't had a new girl in here in ages. Did the Motherhouse send you? I ask because we have seen some true believers. We have to see to th

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swamp life. The swampfolk suddenly find themselves under attack. President Shrek said so. The was drastic hyperbole or demagoguery, most likely. Can't we go back to a golden time?

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-ewitched by Samantha Stevens, a fictional TV character, yet most people won't touch it with a ten foot replica of Johnny Cash himself 'cos they think its cursed. Goobers. But I

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his unwritten folding stories spilled out intent on finding a new writer so that they'd see the dark of night. Which is how we ended up in these dungeons under the profaned church.

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the standards of the Flemish flan. For that, Julia possessed the beaters to forever fail to make the perfect flan. The noise was their wailing at failing their mistress. A sobbing

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remained in quiet deliberations with her double and triple chins. I noted her short soccer mom hairstyle & brushed back my hair from my shoulder to draw her attention to my Manager