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A cow, with antlers, a female moose, and I'd lost my gun with my gear. Her stamp & snort o' so queer, that's was when I felt a spike of fear

LunaSta's photo
 

This Bald Eagle keeps telling me to leave Canada and to become tax collector in a hotel chic resort in the Bahamas

LunaSta's photo
 

Do you know how to write 5 Michelin stars?

LunaSta's photo
 

Want to be a jerk? hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

MadWorld's photo
 

It should hardly come as a surprise that I find it quite hard to be firm with women. I guess I'm just an old softy...you know...limp and flaccid in inserting my assertions.

MadWorld's photo
 

With each passing moment, it is becoming more difficult to fill my head with rational thoughts about ninety-nine-year-old landlady, Agnes. I seriously think she wants to hook up.

SlimWhitman's photo
 

The preachy guy has got ju ju eyeballs & his dreds reach his knees.His knick Flattop ironically comes from the haircut he had in the military.Now he's hipocritical free loving hipp

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They think she's overcome with grief, but she's not sad at all, and she thinks this makes her a terrible person, but she can't seem to feel anything at all.

LordVacuity's photo
 

Internal organs trumpeted the hot flash throughout the complex. Murky Waters kicked off away from his desk throwing himself up against his attacker and knocking him through the gla

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You can choose the right or the right. You better chose the right right. The other right won't have any sympathy for you. It purged itself of such niceties. Even the right right wa