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Three walls of Sam's one room apartment were

  • Three walls of Sam's one room apartment were lined with bookshelves crammed with books. She sat at her desk drawing money for an invented country inhabited by sentient animals.

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  • Little did she know that she would be arrested by police monkeys from the Animal Kingdom for producing counterfeit currency.

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  • Police monkeys use sophisticated intelligence software to track the funding of organised crime throughout the Animal Kingdom. Analysts found a trend in currency being laundered

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  • Kopi Luwak or cat poop coffee is widely known as the rarest, most expensive coffee in the world. Retail prices have reaches as high as $80 a cup. Wow. It’s also the world’s rarest

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  • fertilizer, which most people don't know. "Herb, is that a beanstalk growing out of your mouth & nostrils?" Dr. Goodfeel was reassuring:"As soon as I remove the BS from inside him,

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  • Herb will be able to tell the truth for the first time in his political career." So Dr. Goodfeel removed the BS from Herb's innards by pulling it from his notrils. It was not prett

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  • but Herb had mounted in resin and kept it in his fob pocket. Which meant everything he wore had to have a fob pocket. Dr. Goodfeel was puzzled with all this new BS coming out of

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  • the emergency ward of late. Torn, shredded people, rib cages snapped open, intestines half-chewed, with the patients often screaming nonstop. Dr. Goodfeel was glad he was a gyneco-

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  • ceratops (which kept the riff-raff away) and that he was thoroughly conversant with all historical forms of Canasta. He had the orderlies put up colored patio lights in the ER and

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  • instituted Open Mic Nights in the ER's waiting room. Some called him a 21st Century Doctor Robert. "I merely followed an old family recipe for success. It makes a great fudge too."

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1 Comments

  1. Woab Oct 19 2021 @ 11:09

    Love that ending, Dook.

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