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So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe

  • So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe eller, eating chapstick, whilst sittin' on da toilet, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!

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  • His toilet fart smelt like freshly cut grass...

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  • limeslemons, and cranberyy vodka

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  • ... "The ingredients list seems unprofessional, but the price makes rail liquor seem snooty, so I'm game," Jake said. He was a daredevil to the bitters end. The "vodka" was really

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  • Jake the Snake's kryptonite. But he went at it with the spirit of a mad dwarf anyways. That's when the night got ugly, Jake drove a taxi and we both wound owning a ton of useless

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  • Shrapnel which we sold at the pawn shop as part of a reality show. Almost 3-1/2 years later, we we started in "American Pawn" and went through enough to funish our house. Amazing.

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  • Sadly, fame is a cruel mistress. Karen got so used to the cameras that she stopped noticing they were around to such an extent that she started masturbating in front of them. Ratin

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  • was horrified and quickly banished the cameras. "Karen, really, once that stuff's on the internet, there's no stopping it from spreading!" Karen avoided Ratin's reprimanding gaze.

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  • "There's nothing to be done about it, now, Ratin," Karen blithely answered. Indeed, the internet seized upon the footage and made her an overnight sensation. She left Ratin and

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  • found favor with Andrei B. Flavin, a young plutocrat and cosmopolitan hip-hop sensation. Most people were happy with Putin, but some also thought maybe Flavin's time had come.

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