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Zachary strode into the cave determinedly

  • Zachary strode into the cave determinedly clutching the tools he needed to engrave the names of every creature whose spirits strengthened his sword and fueled him with their powers

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  • .He desired the totem power of the cave bear to vanquish his adversaries but Zach found only a bat & a blind cave fish so he engraved the bat on one face of his blade & fish on the

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  • flip side. There were bat wings and a fishtail on the hilt. When he turned to face his adversaries, they were quite distracted by the carvings. "Nice work! Do you do commissions?"

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  • "As a matter of fact, yes, I do commissions. Killing you was a commission I am fulfilling", he said and deftly cut the man's head off. Just to be sure, he cut the tongue out of the

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  • mouth of his own missus "...so's she don't talk none about this deed, or period." But his wife, tho illiterate, tried to inform cops down at the station in sign language of the mur

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  • His wife pleaded for the cops to listen to her but, to no avail. "Mam' please," they said. "Can you speak any more clearly?" She sobbed as she failed to inform them of the murder.

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  • Why hadn't she studied harder in language class? Her mind was full of words, eloquently explaining the crime she'd witnessed, but these cops didn't speak her language. How could

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  • they be so stupid. "You stupid cops!" she blared at them, confident that they didn't understand a word she was saying. Unfortunately, her body language gave away her intentions and

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  • the cops reacted quickly to protect their donuts. She darted suddenly for the box, but the cops, nightsticks out, clubbed her repeatedly until she fell back, beaten and donut-less.

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  • It was exactly as the Yeasty Gang had planned, for as the cops were distracted, they snatched the box of donuts & all the rest of the donuts on the premises! Giggling, she ran off!

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1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf May 17 2019 @ 15:38

    I can just picture the GLAZED looks on the cops' faces!

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