C'était une fois une petit fille qui voulait

C'était une fois une petit fille qui voulait devenir une princesse...

Pour le faire, elle portait une robe rose et un diadème d'argent. Mais pour compléter la transformation, elle avait besoin d'un baiser d'un prince ou d'une grenouille.

Brewer Phillips played "Kitchen Sink Boogie" at the coronation. He did warn, "Beware of the dog!'

For the song made the dog grow to the size of a house.

He stomped about the neighborhood and greeted everyone through their windows with a nice big slurp. "Mommy, look at that huge tongue!," the neighbor boy let out with a giggle.

Local police saw the giant human being stomping around the town and sent trucks chasing it. The polices pistol fire was no match for the giant kids thick skin. They sent choppers

to chop the colossal child, but it remained unchopped. Then Godzilla appeared from behind the Hyatt Regency. Annoyed at the competition, Godzilla smacked the giant brat with his

tail. The brat twat spat then flatten half of what remained of Tokyo with a nasty flap from his back pack and that was that, Jack. The giant baby sat in Godzilla's lap & napped the

damn day away and woke up late saying, "Crap!" (What a sap). Just then the baby heard a SNAP, turned around to feel his mother's hand land squarely on his jaw with a SLAP! Ma!? Nah

Allow me the RIGHT to put you in your place TONIGHT! As a MAW you act more like a PAW. As your offSPRING, hey, that ain’t no big THING. That’s just my HEART you’ve torn APART.