My friend the Vorlon barista said that coffee

My friend the Vorlon barista said that coffee was not what I needed. "You have a hole in your mind and a hole in your heart. A bagel and roasted bean sauce won't solve that." He ha

d an unusually verbacious manner for a Vorlon which was why he was my favorite Vorlon. "What do you suggest then?" I asked. "Vacuousness is a blessing. Make a wish." "Nanu nanu

" Robin Williams DID make it to heaven. But he had to be Mork for eternity. Apparently God loved the show. St. Peter smiled his sardonic grimace when Robin approached the gates.

“I hear God wants me to be Mork,” said Robin. “Couldn’t I be the Aladdin genie for all eternity?” St. Peter replied, “Sorry, Mr. Williams, but God doesn’t want any competition."

The spirit of Robin Williams laughed his ethereal arse off. "I just knew that God has a sense of humor!" he shouted, adding "Nanoo-nanoo!" just as the pearly gates opened for him.

Only to shut in his face. Poor Robin woke up, startlingly blue and in a cramped lamp again.

At least the chains were still absent from his wrists. If he had to come back this way, at least he grant wishes and sing the best numbers in the musicals. Shame about the lamp

rey eels he had to eat to stay alive. Being forced to work on Broadway was never the way he thought he would end up but here he was. Somehow, knowing that his father was right made

everything seem OK, though, as if he was living out his destiny. He propped himself up against a few trash cans in a dingy alley & fell asleep to the muted sounds of "Hamilton".

An old lady found him in that alley and for years to come she would tell the epic tale of the unconscious trashcan loving "Hamilton" guy from the alley at the back of the complex .