Hi, my name is Dirk and I am looking for

Hi, my name is Dirk and I am looking for someone special. I like cherries. I like pineapples, though we call them ananas. And if you read this, I'd probably like to meet you. [end]

He was pleased with his video personal, but was always kind of depressed at how not handsome he'd turned out. He was somewhere near cute, but personality won out. He hit "send" and

knew there was no turning back. He'd just have to live with whatever the outcome was. His brown hair, cut into the most current stylish trend tickled the base of his neck as he

looked around wondering how he got here. The last thing he remembered was

going to the grocery store. He knew he needed fresh lettuce and bread because

a lettuce sandwich is rubbish without them. First he called into his favourite store, the

Sam's club automated system answered the phone. He waited through the list of departments and then dialed "666." The Voice came on. "Yes, my child, what have you brought me?" He

whispered down the receiver. "I've brought you what you wanted, Voice. I've brought you just what you wanted." Sam replied. There was something sinister about the Voice that Sam

found disquieting. "All agents are busy. Your call is very important to us.Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received." What was the hidden message, what did

Barbara Mandrell end up doing after her 1980s show was cancelled? The world may never know.