Something interesting is happening here. Have you noticed? The seemingly endless supply of letters, words, and language is running out. There are only so many available. With each fold we type, we are actually destroying the ozone layer & contributing to global warming. Yup, it's true alright. Al Gore said so. Phew! Is it me or is it getting hot in here? And that's when Tipper Gore began to unbutton her blouse. "Yeah," creaked Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton simultaneously. They knew that had made another convert. The thrill of the hedonistic lifestyle was spreading it. Spreading the reach, spreading the legs, spreading the vision, and spreading the virus. This new-wave ascetic movement was likewise spreading. The Ascies, as they called themselves, handed out prudish brochures and flavorless breakfast cereals to woo potential kill-joys onto their side, and heaven knows, there are lots of them! Soon the New Wave Ascetic Movement (to others, known as NWAM) took their beige sensibilities to the museum of the ordinary and unimpressive. The NWAM set up their exhibit between the watching paint dry virtual reality experience and the phone book reading booth. Satisfied, the NWAM retired their services just when there was a spike of interest in their deeds that could've led to a major influx of NWAM membership and potential chapters nationwide. Such elitism was accepted in NWAM. Especially because the ¨A¨ stood for An achiever who always reaches for their goals.

 

Comments

1 SlimWhitman's photo

Nice continuation Shortfellow!
I want to know what else is in that museum, don’t I…?

2 LordVacuity's photo

I bet they have a mirror that shows you the back of your head.

3 Shortfellow's photo

Perhaps a room that simulates highway traffic

You must be logged in to comment

You can Log in now or Sign up for a new account