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CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! Oh I didn't

  • CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! Oh I didn't see you standing there. Come in... won't you? CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! KLUNK! CuhChunk! Thud! Click-click.

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  • CRAAASH! Ping! Clatter! "Sorry about the door. Do come in. Are you...." BOOoooooooooOOMMM! BAAaaannNGG!! SMAaaaaaaaAASH. "...hungry?" CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! KLUNK!

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  • "CUT!" The director was furious. "I thought I told you to upgrade the processor in that sound-effects machine!" The SFX tech shrugged and rebooted the machine. "Okay, take two!"

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  • The sound was still awful. And then worse. It sounded like nails on a chalkboard. The director cringed before breaking his clipboard over his knee. "You're ruining this movie!"

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  • "You just don't appreciate a trained voice, you philistine," the actress spat at the director, "Besides, I can't work with this awful band." The New York Philharmonic cringed at

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  • the weird face the director made. He always made that face whenever the actress started acting like a grade A bitch. The New York Philharmonic decided to lighten the mood by

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  • playing cartoon background incidental music and sound effects. We recognized the Shrew's theme as well as the Maestro's theme in counterpoint. The director is the outside world who

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  • "tamed" the tune, so to speak. What was once a symphony of dissonance suddenly sounded harmonious. Cacophonic perfection, really. Shrew & Maestro smiled & raised their arms in

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  • unison. A dolphin appeared due to sympathetic resonance with a previous fold. "You're the five to my four," said Shrew. "You're the one to my seven," Maestro replied. Then it got j

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  • -abbed in the stomach by Maestro and Shrew shot the dolphin, simultaneously cut off Maestro and the dolphins head, and lastly, used a star wars blaster to blow them into ashes.

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 15 2019 @ 18:44

    took just shy of 4 years

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