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"So, there we were, two miles behind enemy

  • "So, there we were, two miles behind enemy lines, dressed as nuns and smuggling munitions to La Resistance in our wimples, when Lieutenant Hereford had the capital idea of using

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  • dog feces to bombard our enemy. In unison, our entire corps agreed, and we assembled every dog within miles . Soon after, we built a poop collecting apparatus that began working.

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  • We called it a "Honey Bucket." We became overnight millionaires. Then came the girls. The cocaine. Then the collapse and ruin. Then the homelessness. The book. The movie. The

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  • millions. The boys and girls. The extradition. The conviction for manslaughter. The appeal on grounds of celebrity. The exclusive in Hello magazine. We locked the Honey Bucket into

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  • the freezer forever, hoping this time it would hold her for more than a few days, but we didn't expect much. Honey Bucket didn't tend to stay in one place for long.

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  • Sure enough, 2 weeks later we get a call from Moose Knuckle that Honey Bucket has been sighted in the wild again. George Klegan even got a hold of her panties when they missed her

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  • birthday and showed up on completely the wrong night. Honey Bucket almost let them in, but seeing as they bore no gifts, she slammed the door and called the moose Knuckle police.

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  • And who was the new recruit they sent? Bullwinkle J. Moose, at your service, followed by his erstwhile plucky friend, Rocket J. Squirrel. Honey Bucket related the case to them both

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  • and Bullwinkle made his typical stupid remarks that showed no understanding of the case. Rocky had to explain it all to him. Honey Bucket got tired of Bullwinkle’s stupidity and

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  • cut off his head with a scythe. Luckily, Sherman and Mr. Peabody took the WAYBACK machine an hour or two back, and stopped Honey Bucket from killing the moose, or that was the plan

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