I was alone after the people revolted. The

I was alone after the people revolted. The revolution was being planned, but I never knew they were going to actually do it. I tried my best to hide from the weapon holding savages

as they ransacked the building i was hiding in. Then i heard a voice. It was Bob. Tom was looking. He was looking for ME. I knew if he found me they would kill me. I drew my sword

and threw it to the ground, stood up, I just couldn't take it anymore. "Why can't you just love me like you used to!!" I said. *Awkward silence*.

she replied and then said "Eyes looking in the distance, I see your face and think of shopping." I then said "Why do you always telegraph your emotions?"

Then I said, "Everybody Wang Chung tonight." She

was like "What the fajita?" I quickly felt my cheeks turn perennial pink and suddenly felt humidly hot. I just ran. As quick as a coin can roll in a can.

I ran for the hills but the hills were too far. I needed a car like a drunk needs a bar. A red car was just there, buy keys, what about keys? I fell on a knee and gargled a please?

"No!" purred the man behind the large Chinese fan, "but I'll tell you my plan. Come back to my place, I'll bake you some flan." He seductively danced, and forward he pranced.

She was quite entranced, had never been romanced, buy a political man with an action plan. So they cavorted, until he was extorted by Great Grandpapa Razzi's nephew Moxie