onto an albino midget. He was mad; the ensuing…

I put on my mask. I took a deep breath. I threw my body into the door and it flew open. With all my courage, I stepped

HylaMae 5/24/10 @ 20:44

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onto an albino midget. He was mad; the ensuing round-house kicked to my jejunum made me vomit. My vomit landed on

Rosdawg 5/24/10 @ 23:19

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Mike Tyson, and he looked pissed. So I ran as fast as I could, but tripped suddenly on what must have been a

dan 5/27/10 @ 03:20

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body. There was no other explanation for the dull thud. I went ass over teakettle, falling through space like a drunken

noah 5/27/10 @ 10:35

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ninja in a white room. I came to rest against a pair of smelly flip-flops attached to some of the most horrid

geoff 7/8/10 @ 13:16

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, mangled toes and feet. It wasn't the blow, it was the recovery that made me cringe.

EKTM 7/23/10 @ 21:52

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You could see the lack of confidence in his eyes. There was an overwhelming sense of embarrassment as we watched the

AmyKrav 10/31/10 @ 14:43

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porn starring his parents. The age old question of whether you would rather watch porn WITH your parents or STARRING

efishes 10/31/10 @ 17:37

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them was enough to drive anyone batty! I wasn't sure if I wanted to gouge my eyes out or

KosovVonP 11/6/10 @ 02:38

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do the hula. God, what would become of the world now? I guess we may never know.

KyttiVonP 11/6/10 @ 02:41

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