Gordon Ramsay stormed onto the set in the middle of a show. Alaric Marylebone turned his unnervingly white eyes on his fellow chef, as his black santoku knives restrained their sou Fighters questioning bat ingesting among the wall syrup xeons nodding out. Asleep on the job is really not the bat's idea of a good time. But the wall syrup cause such good dreams. The glowing liquid dripping through the cave's ceiling came from the nuclear power plant sitting on top of it. The bat lapped the tangy liquid, until it fell into a mound of guano. The Eqinsu Ocha galloped into the cavern to finger the mound into his mouth. "Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious!" he exclaimed, erupting traguses and calcars as he homed in on his true fruitarian nature. "Why was I eating all that organ meat," exclaimed the Equinsu Ocha, "when we had all this fruit paste?" The trolls of the cavern glanced at eachother with growing understanding; no wonder no organ when it had come time for choir practice. & hadn't the organ grinder visited their troll cavern? Ocha must be gorging on organburger! The organs of the KGB, however, weren't to be found in Ocha's organburger. Ocha hadn't expected they would be & didn't appreciate the aspersion that he might have thought it would. Ocha was a guinea pig, unknowingly, for the oligarchy. King. Leopold V wanted to deal with excess human population by being known as a scientific genius. His history included some Experimentations on other pigs, the most successful of which resulted in 1 wearing a little bow tie and sports coat, and though this little piggy was able to speak, he did so with



1 Futique's photo

- a porcine lisp.

2 SlimWhitman's photo

Welcome Dr. Goose!

3 Woab's photo

Nice save on the ending, Futique.

4 BlastedHeath's photo

It’s the sous fighters you really have to watch out for.

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