Seth pressed through dense undergrowth until

Seth pressed through dense undergrowth until he reached a faint, crooked path, the kind made by animals. Nearby stood a squat, gnarled tree with thorny leaves and black bark. Seth

felt it looked evil, like a hunched over grim reaper. The bark oozed tarry sludge & the wind whistled eerily through its hollow trunk. Seth thought there might be something inside

, so he squatted near the base and peered into the dark hollow ... Two eyes peered out at him! Whatever was inside the creepy tree blinked, and Seth fell over backwards.

Giggles from the tree trunk. Then guffaws. Seth, now indignant, approached the hollow again & stuck his hand into the darkness. "Oooo-hoo-hooo!" a tiny voice chortled. Suddenly,

a naked gnome popped out and exclaimed. "You moron! Don't just go about reaching into people's showers!" Seth backed away from the tree. "I'm so sorry I was looking for

some bath bombs. The naked gnome looked incredulous. "Bath bombs? In a shower? What are you, stupid?!?" he spat. I could not allow this to go unchallenged and so asked for a duel

My lightsaber challenging this, strange creature this pointed hat wearing, thing looked like one "Keemstar" archived in ancient technology at least from what headshots showed, but,

the creature began to hoot and holler as he took out his own lightsaber. and started slashing "Nice try, me old chum."

said Captain Space Octopus, who had lost all his legs and had had them replaced with light sabers. Everyone stepped back as Cap'n Socto (as he was known) spun into the crowd.

“Hello there.” Cap’n socto said. “General socto” the octopus replied, disengaging his light sabers. “Up for a drink?” “Why of course, it’s on me though.”