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Boca Beth instructional language DVDs worked

  • Boca Beth instructional language DVDs worked too well for Tommy. He now spoke in eclectic blends of Spanish, Na'vi, and Zulu. "Hola, triéa-ióang, clip-clop-clip," he told his mom.

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  • "Clip-clop your butt in the kitchen & take out the garbage,or I'll Hola your Father & he'll triéat it to a good whippióang!" she snapped. Still in his Na'vitar persona Tommy said,"

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  • Well kiss my grits!" Hands on hips, the laughter didn't die down for a good few minutes, until it was rejoined with raucous screams that were wholly uncalled for. Bitches don't

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  • play ball, the swing a bat! She took the bat to his birthday cake. Wielding it like a sword. The cake splattered and sputtered. Casting icing onto the walls and pinata, finally

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  • smashed to a chocolate pulp oozing off the paper tablecloth. The still-lit birthday candles set the tablecloth on fire. Ignoring the flames and the pinata, she swung the bat

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  • . "Take off her blindfold! TAKE OFF..." With the sound of a ripe coconut, the bat hit the party clown squarely in the back of the head. The fire edged to the jumper castle.

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  • They were still trying to crack open the pinata when the firetruck arrived. Soot covered the children from head to toe as chaos & ashes rained down. Stepping gingerly over Bozo, a

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  • two-headed dog pulled up in a firetruck and asked the children if at any point they had witnessed a death. All children but one raised their hands. The exception was crowned

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  • And anointed 'death avoider of the week', then the two headed dog killed one of the other children and awarded the exception with a 'new death viewer of the week' medal. laughter

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  • rang out, which I thought was a bit rude to be honest, but I had to join in when I saw the amount of blood. It really was quite comical. It's this kind of thing that I live for.

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