I can't believe she had really done it.

I can't believe she had really done it. In the middle of a busy highway, in the middle of the afternoon, in the middle of an intense argument she just up and

busted a move. An old school pop-and-lock routine stolen directly from 1984. Then entire civic jaw of the city dropped on the floor as she spun on her head, just then the

audience went wild. Bristol Palin was finally famous for something aside from getting knocked up by a guy in a mullet. Her mom celebrated by gutting a deer for the celebration. The

plentiful bounty appeared Thanksgiving day as a pair or moccasins, antler coat rack, venison roast, venison dressing, and an all out attack from Rudolph and all of Christmas town

for Santa's newly acquired and troublesome penchant for reindeer flesh. Donner had been missing for weeks until Hermie found the carcass after a long day of teeth extractions

The hooves had clearly been gnawed off by a denture wearer. You could still smell the rancid Fixodent, and the unmistakable sweetness of Mrs. Claus's sticky

note. Why people think posties can solve the worlds problems is beyong me. One of my friends has them everywhere. By the calendar on the fridge, she communicates with her only

libing relative and housemate, Nana Boon. Nana Boon, however, is blind so my friend indents the paper to make braile.

"That's no way to make Nana Boon comfortable, silly willy", Mama said hesitantly, "she's so sensitive about her vision". That's when it occurred to me that

Mama had problems of her own; her concern for Nana Boon let her put them aside. Nana would try to drive despite her semi-blindness and we needed the money from her pizza job to