I jumped. Then I changed my mind.

I jumped. Then I changed my mind.

As the ground approached, I hit reset. I flew backward and pulled my car away from the cliff. I rewound to the pivotal point when it all changed.

It was the moment Wild Horses came on the radio somewhere between El Paso & Alomogordo. The point I realized what I'd lost when I left you. I got out & looked up at the Milky Way

and all the souls of the dead poets and philosophers twinkled down on me. I thought I heard Socrates telling me to swallow my pride & go back, but I ignored him. When I reached Alo

r Island. I found myself so hardened in the heart that I felt my soul begin to shrivel up. I could have gone back and made a mends but I would never concede. Instead I became a

bitter old man, convinced she was the one who ruined the relationship. Still, as the years passed I had a nagging sense of remorse. I found myself unable to forget about her.

I went back to the seedy bordello where she had been working all those years. "Darling, I was wrong about you," I said to her, offering her a ring. "What do you want me to do for

that Klondike bar you got melting there between your legs? I'll do anything if you marry me, Darling...why, I'll even tickle that cute little Slow Loris of yours...tickle and slap

Quite reminiscent of John Cage's magnum opus. John and I laughed simultaneously and disrupted the flow of events. This was.deliberately done and then we threw apples at the stage.

The Maestro tripped on one of these apples and fell into a maelstrom a rude Nordstrum's customer had left behind. The 2nd apple knocked out the block and hell broke loose again.