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The music brings the coldness to your feet.

  • The music brings the coldness to your feet. The heartbeat brings the heat.

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  • And whilst we swayed beneath a moonlit road, I wandered whether my rapid heartbeat was due to the heat, or quite possibly, the fear: a dance so beautiful, I forgot the arms were

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  • so well defined for an octopus. The tentacles grabbed my bare legs popping as they shifted only to reaffirm

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  • their love grip on me. Oh Otto, I sighed. What would I ever do without my 8-armed lover? I stroked his tentacles as he led me to his favourite seafood Bistro. He raised a tentacle

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  • and wrapped another around my shoulders as we slithered to the seafood bistro. Davy Jones had nothing on Otto. We found a wide corner booth near a large aquarium. "I'll have

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  • to pick up the tab next time, as it seems I forgot my wallet," said Davy as Otto and I rolled our eyes. He did this every time. But by now our mouths watered for a taste of lobster

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  • meat. The saliva poured out of our mouths quickly flooding the dining room as the plate of lobster was transported to our table. The waiter had to swim the last couple feet before

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  • The food could be served. The lobster forks sang as we dipped the meat in drowned butter. The song was unrecognisable because it was in the lobster's own tongue we recorded it and

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  • we didn't know how to translate it. Lobster tongue is a mystery for the ages. At least that was what we thought.

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  • And then the solution presented itself! What if we could train lobsters to speak english? I opened the google translate app on my iPhone and handed it to the lobster.

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4 Comments

  1. Woab Oct 23 2017 @ 16:18

    "I'm dead meat," said the lobster.

  2. LordVacuity Oct 23 2017 @ 23:24

    Dead Meat goes cogito ergo right before it experiences being dead meat.

  3. Flopp Oct 24 2017 @ 12:01

    But google translate mistranslated the words into "I'm especially tasty with butter and pickled celery."

  4. Woab Oct 25 2017 @ 16:00

    Mmm, I'd try pickled celery!

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