Bending to one knee, I looked up in to her

Bending to one knee, I looked up in to her gorgeous green eyes and asked the question that had been on my mind for weeks, Cathy Will you....

marry me?" Tears suddenly erupted from her eyes as she quickly turned away. Cold fear struck my heart until I realized she was smiling.

"Of course Yuu will marry you, she loves you and you're...you're..." Unable to keep up the façade any longer, she stumbled away from me, blinded by tears. "What?! No, I didn't mean

I want to marry Yuu. I meant I want to marry you!" I said desperately. She looked up through her tears. "You mean you don't want Yuu, it's me?" "Yes! And her baby's probably not mi

ne, unlike Yuu, but only time will tell." "What? Oh you mean Yuu. Wait, 'probably'? As in, you slept with her?!" "No, of course not," I gulped. "Yuu is no match for you!"

"No, I don't want Yuu," I pleaded, "I want you, Y...O...U." "Why? You don't owe me anything. We're through, T...H..." "But I Love you!" "Olive juice? Are we making martinis?"

"Oh, Yuu, Yuu, Yuu...make me laugh, make me dream, make me drunk on life itself. Only you, Yuu." I put on some YoYo-Ma music to set the mood for my seduction. "Would you, Yuu, like

a glass of red wine? I have nothing but the finest wine in all of New York!" I saw that glimmer in her eyes, a glimmer I was not foreign to. She didn't want wine or sex, all she

longed for was the next hit. That poor, poor girl. She couldn't think at all, save for the burning question of where she'd score next. Heartbroken, I vomited powerfully.

I emulated my cat hocking up a hairball on alll fours like a raunchy yoga pose.Much to my amazement I regurgitated a lego from my big brothers Death Star & he finally completed it.