for the stingee is severe. For at precisely

for the stingee is severe. For at precisely 80.192836419421291 degrees a bee's stinger gets a POWER UP and upgrades to a spreader stinger, doing three times the normal damage.

Suddenly, a pterodactyl swoops and threatens to destroy the hive. The bees wait to reach 80.192836419421291 degrees and get their POWER UP, ready to give their lives for the

Queen bee and the hive. Once their POWER UP reaches maximum potential, they aim their stingers at the pterodactyl and shout, "LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD!!!"

Freddie Mercury reincarnated as Queen Bee? It was entirely possible with new technology. Freddie sang "Killer Queen" as the pterodactyl approached. All hell broke loose, as they

tried to handle the pure awesomeness of Freddie Mercury singing "Killer Queen". Little did they know, the pterodactyl was an insane Queen fan- he immediately landed and begged for

more of Queen's greatest hits!! Particularly the Bohemian Rhapsody....scalamoosh can you do the fandango was his favorite part. He rattled the knob on his I-Pod and

it fell off in his hand. "NOOOOO!" he cried, in perfect pitch with the "Bismillah! No, we will not let you go" part. He ran the seventeen miles to his nearest Apple Store and

and felt good once again parting with a couple grand just to be up to date with "the latest version". He galloped back to his green vehicle, pretending to be a green horse. IPhone

in hand, radio blaring, windows down, driving down the dead middle of a two lane road, everything finally felt right world. They say green is the color of envy, but he was finally

"And fuck yeah" he shouted. Lil kiddo finally nailed his first story. But he was unsure if it held any meaning. No one would read it anymore, no one but him and his pals .