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The technician poured in a loose collection

  • The technician poured in a loose collection of nuts and bolts, and then screwed shut the panel on the back of his skull. "Back to work!" hollered the boss, as Kevin rattled back to

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  • consciousness. The technician carelessly dropped one of Kevin's nuts on the factory floor, unnoticed. The fact that 1 of Kevin's eyes was now wandering should have been a tipoff,

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  • but the technician was not, shall we say, "on the ball." Kevin steadied himself. He felt so lopsided, so off-balance. "Look, I'm nuts about you," he told the technician, "but I'm

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  • half the man I used to be -- holy crap!" He noticed that his left side had sloughed off into a still pile. The technician lost interest and departed through a vent. Kevin hopped

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  • up to Jason Mewes and put his arm around his shoulder. Kevin said, "Help me buddy, half my body just slid off into that sausage cat." Mewes said, "Jesus, you're still a tub of lard

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  • And should stop eating at Burger joints. You must learn to love oatmeal." Kevin replied, "You sound like my mum!" But the burger joints did a battle royale for Kevin 's loyalty.

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  • Burger King tried to garrote Ronald McDonald with his own golden arches but Ronald escapes by a judicious squeezing of the royal jewels. Wendy flashed Kevin her double stackers but

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  • gave him a Frosty look that clearly indicated that they were off limits. Frustrated, Kevin picked a fight with Jack-in-the-box, and was almost a contender. Later, he limped along

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  • on Popeye’s chicken legs & a limp Longdogger. Kevin wasn’t a winner; he was a finisher. It’s not whether you are a stud in bed; it’s whether you can reach climax without any relief

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  • from CENSORED . . . THIS FOLD HAS BEEN FLAGGED BY YOUR MOM FOR BEING TOO SEXUAL IN NATURE. PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR MOTHER IMMEDIATELY. Thank you!

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