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"Det förekommer inga brott av den här typen."

  • "Det förekommer inga brott av den här typen." GW kliade sig i det redan rufsiga håret. Han fortsatte: "Och anledningen är den att det inte finns någon lag emot det."

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  • Excellent. The latest Swedish Police drama was on! But... where were the subtitles!?! There was a blonde woman in a jumper, grey sky, concrete blocks of flats, lots of blood. I

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  • realized the subtitles where white in front of her nurse uniform. I could only read the beginnings and ends in the Swedish Police drama. "The suspect w .... head in a jar."

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  • Unable to follow the plot, I decided to use my ability to communicate with animals to ask my dog Sven what was happening in the Police drama. My dog Sven was from Sweden and under

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  • dog house arrest after shoving his nose in Miss Purdy's crotch. Still, my dog Sven was good at policework & I needed him to ask the K9 crew what was going on & then tell me. Sven

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  • had one weakness as police hound. Sven loved the smell of Surströmming. This explained why he put his nose in Miss Purdy's crotch. While I was investigating the cannery murder,Sven

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  • kept burrowing into Miss Purdy's crotch with increasing intensity. She just kept typing up notes from the investigation. But when I yelled "Come you bad dog!" Miss Purdy thought I

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  • meant her and suddenly she had her paws all over me!Not that Miss Purdy was not atractive,but the investigation had to go on and Manatee and I were afraid that

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  • the ticking H-bomb on Miss Purdy's chest would explode at any second. We had to act fast. Manatee grabbed the umbrella, and I covered myself with a sheet of tinfoil. Three, two,

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  • boink! "Oh my third bosom!" Miss Purdy declared shortly before exploding into a whimsical array of fiery cardboard. The tin foil got hot and singed my hairdo, rendering me bald.

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8 Comments

  1. PurpleProf May 11 2013 @ 00:12

    Good story!!! Considering that StoryFacist's Swedish opening has something to do (I think) with someone with a hairnet, this story is actually remarkably cohesive.

  2. Chaz May 12 2013 @ 21:49

    My fold was inspired by Igmar Bergman's film, 'Persona' which has the same problem.

  3. Zetawilk May 13 2013 @ 01:40

    I only played a bit of that game. I never knew Ingmar Bergman had a hand in it!

  4. StoryFascist Jun 02 2013 @ 17:43

    The opening contained a monologue by GW, bit.ly/ZVlAqA. He is professor emeritus in criminology, a successful novelist and not the least well known for his laissez-faire hairdo.

  5. lucielucie Jun 03 2013 @ 03:17

    I put SF's fold into google translate which translated it to English - then put the translation back & tried various Scandinavian languages & Swedish looked most like the original. So I'm glad I got that right!

  6. KieferSkunk Nov 27 2013 @ 00:55

    This story now has a semi-dramatic reading, done by yours truly. :) http://www.mediafire.com/listen/3egbfzjd1qd9ce7/det_forekommer_inga_whatever.mp3

  7. lucielucie Nov 27 2013 @ 15:30

    Your Swedish is unbelievable, KieferSkunk!

  8. sundancer Dec 08 2013 @ 07:17

    One of the best!!!

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