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Frank and Mary Johnson felt shut down, moving

  • Frank and Mary Johnson felt shut down, moving through dark water after the school massacre, but when the reporters showed up, they loaded their shotguns on principle, and not one r

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  • ealised the gun control laws had transformed their shotguns into water pistols. Frank & Mary could never imagine a life without guns. The gun companies enjoyed a

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  • fun night at Chuck e. Cheese's when it was Todd's anniversary, but that's not important to this part of the story. See, Frank & Mary had a suicide pact. They were to take guns

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  • Inside the Museum and shoot the Cheeseman who was delivering there. He had stiffed them before when Frank was a deliveryman for Domino's. Cheeseman had champagne tastes.

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  • Frank was a deliveryman serial killer. He'd order something and then murder the delivery man. He tried to be creative and make the means fit the delivery item. Ofcourse a Cheeseman

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  • was killed when he shoved brie in his mouth and nostrils, suffocating him. When a deliveryman brought a package from Amazon, Frank constricted him anaconda-style. Being a serial ki

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  • ller and a former sous chef, he knew precisely the angle with which to squeeze him, causing the cheese to form into a dairy brick and knock out the delivery man approaching...

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  • The wall between the kitchen and the scullery exploded just at that moment. The delivery man had been a distraction to allow Walrus Team Six to insinuate themselves into the crowd.

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  • The smell of the Walrus Team Six's fishy breath caused the crowd to disperse, and all that was left was a giant baby with a full diaper. The Walrus Team Six dragged it to the neare

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  • st giant baby processing facility, where it was ground up, formed into stinky patties, charcoal broiled, and served with snot-nosed teenager condiments on stinky toddler buns.

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5 Comments

  1. TarotGuy Apr 10 2018 @ 18:32

    Gibber: That ending is positively disgusting and diabolical. Wish I had thought of it.

  2. Gibber Apr 10 2018 @ 18:38

    Why, thanks, TarotGuy.

  3. Gibber Apr 10 2018 @ 18:53

    I saw on TV, I don't know the guy's name, or who he is, a comic? an actor? Anyway, he's talking to people in the audience. A lady says, When I had my baby - Oh, how old is your baby? Well, now he's 13. A 13 year old baby? My god, he must be gigantic!

  4. LordVacuity Apr 10 2018 @ 19:55

    On my planet, tertiary males are not considered weaned until their twentieth year out of the womb. Gestation is another 27 months.

  5. LordVacuity Apr 10 2018 @ 20:00

    http://foldingstory.com/0rzao/ It has begun. Let the heads roll where ever they roll.

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