Humans distinguish themselves through tool

Humans distinguish themselves through tool use. No primates, elephants, parrots & octopi do too. Okay, but humans use sounds to represent objects. No, chimps can do that.

Probably because we are so horny all the time, and procreate like demented rabbits. We can lose a fairly large number of flimsy armed bony brained brethren and still survive. Well,

no one said being a horned lizard was going to be easy. I had just escaped another road runner blitzkrieg & fornicated with a rough patch of caliche when I heard the most wonderful

colour, my horns the sound of music descending upon the rough sand of yesteryear, the mere gestures of this horned lizard envoking riots of noise and colour and shapes and

emotions. The horned lizard knew the reverence he inspired in us, and bade us to worship him as a God. "All hail the Lizard God," the masses chanted. His tongue flicked happily.

Then one day there came a green gecko with a message saving the 15% which is all the Lizard God had promised were coming due & there would be a reckoning & claims settled but good.

The Lizard God sent, as Claims Adjuster, the son of a small town dance instructor who is on the verge of losing his studio space because of a domestic abuse charge filed by his exh

umed wife's undertaker's buddy cum live in lover cum pimp daddy's aunt's home provider's middle daughter, Steaphanie's orthodontist alleging multiple psychic abrasions on the vic

-car, who wanted to wash his hands of the whole affair as he walked from the grave. No-one was saved. All the crazy people. Where do they all cum frum?