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It was a long, dusty drive to L.A., but after

  • It was a long, dusty drive to L.A., but after 4 years BillyBob could hardly wait any longer. He got in his truck and

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  • tried the ignition. After four tries the diesel finally coughed to life and he laid the transmission into first. Time to

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  • put it in drive and hit the road. Only 20 minutes before the wedding was supposed to begin and 40 miles to go.

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  • He loved an excuse to pin the speedo in his tricked-out banana-yellow Ford Pinto. He always thought it strange that he

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  • pimped out a Pinto. I guess that if you've go it you might as well

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  • go look for some hood-rat Hos; they're the only ones who think a Pinto is a hot ride. Blaring the tunes of Hendrix,

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  • on the 8-track. Remember the classic 8-track? Nothing better. I turned the corner on Fifth and Vine flashing back

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  • to the smell of that red handkerchief I used to use to keep my long, dank hair out of my face. It smelled a bit like

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  • something that had just crawled out from under the refrigerator. Ew, whatever. I grabbed it and ran to the

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  • bedroom to donald duck it. Just another Saturday night.

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