Forty minutes later Lin was helping gather

Forty minutes later Lin was helping gather the origami zoo Ken had made Janie. Ken stood up and Lin leaned in and kissed his cheek like he was family. She looked at me and gave me

pink eye. My left eye was red and rashy. It looked like a boiled whole radish. So wired I thought. How can a glass eye get Pink Eye? How could it be that

birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Maybe they are retarded. Maybe it's Maybelline.

Just then Karen Carpenter ate the entire

Cheesecake. She felt nauseous because she is lactose intolerant, she she ran to the bathroom with an upset stomach and an even more upset attitude. It was pretty much the

worst day she had and it was only going to get worse, sadly. When she got home, she found out her pet fish was dead. She cried for hours like a sobby little baby. Her mom came and

Hit her with crowbar. and said girl shut up and sit down. it was a fish not jesus. chill the heck out. then her mom realized she had died from the crowbar thwap. so she buried the

body in the backyard. Precisely in his mother's favorite flower garden. Being a rebellious child, She became haunted with guilt and feel that the spirits of her mother followed her

As she sauntered down the path. Which they did, of course, because she had doused herself in Wild Turkey at the request of that little boy who sees dead people. And Bruce Willis.

Sauntering wasn't really her style but neither was judging people. And a she sauntered, she smiled, forgetting the world and all it's strange things.