Hoover was able to make a scale model of

Hoover was able to make a scale model of the Kremlin out of used

Diapers. Hoover called it his Diaper-rama. He used a soiled "Depends" to sculpt the famous figure of Russian culture known as

Drunken obsessive disorder, per the new dma guidelines.

because of the stupidity of the name. DOD. Drunken. Obsessive. Disorder. The worst possible name for a marching style. 'Yes, let's have a heap of drunk dudes marching.' The thought

of a precise formation of drunks spreading out with their random walks made me dizzy. The spreading Gaussian distribution would hold the original shape. Fuzzy letters could be made

by nanofluctuations in the eigenstate parameters used by the array. When sufficiently fuzzy the letters were projected across the Vapor every night as Backward Planets of the Milky

Way gazed on in horror. "What does it mean?" they asked. "It means we should attack immediately!" shouted Captain Saturn as he took charge (as usual). His crew was on edge as he

grabbed the sports section of the newspaper. “I’ll be in the head, THEN we attack,” Captain Saturn announced as he left. With advantage and momentum lost, his crew gazed in shock

, confuzzled, as their leader sauntered away whistling the theme from 2001 Space Odyssey. "Jello shots anyone?" Gustav, the always optimistic, asked. Yeah, sure, why not...