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"You're a poser, Sicily McPhalleyman". He

  • "You're a poser, Sicily McPhalleyman". He said it to the mirror, straightened his Hermes tie, and grimaced his best impression of a smile. Then he entered the boardroom

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  • and clapped his hands. "Sicily," they cried, "we thought you were fired!" He responded with: "I was never fired, simply promoted to your lead director." Admiring looks came from

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  • The goat. Wow you got pr... wait why is there a goat here, that's when they all realized that somthing was wrong. AND at that very moment the goat exploded.

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  • The first row got the worst of it - goat meat washed over everyone, hot and rank. People screamed. They scrambled over each other and towards the exit. The splash zone had

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  • also included the VIP table where the Corporate VP for Safety had been hosting a lunch meeting with Safety Supervisors for all the local 1st Responders. The goat meat got them all.

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  • Just as I had planned, they devoured it only to find themselves dying from the poison I had added to the dish. So much for safety professionals.

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  • My cooking had killed every diner in the restaurant that night, but on the bright side, I didn't get any poor reviews on Yelp! so things were looking up. My Stroganoff hid the flav

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  • our of poison quite well, by combining so many ingredients people were unable to distinguish poison from oregano, coincidentally our bottom line increased tenfold that night and

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  • I sold my first Bitcoin as an NFT. In a sense I was piggybacking my blockchain on the back of my original blockchain “pony”. There were ripples in the fractals beyond which mining

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  • was...was…was…WAIT A MINUTE!! What in hell am I doing finishing this fold? I know NOTHING about cryptocurrency! So I loaded my pockets with loose change and headed down the road.

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 07 2021 @ 15:59

    Sound reasoning TarotGuy. Who knows what might have happened if you had stopped to finish it?

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