when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with

when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..

Phew, it was just a dream. No more caffeine for me before bed, I thought. But then the next day I had a huge workload and had to stay up late. I drank four lattes and

ate a pound of dark chocolate. Got my work done, then went to bed. This time, I am pretty sure I was abducted by some sort of aliens. They took blood samples from me. I woke up

considered adjusting the pictures on the shelf, but she knew her organiform limitations, so summoned her drones and their attendant spirits to place the pictures just so. A knock

-kneed succubus lumbered in and tried to re-arrange the pictures, but her fingers were misshapen and clumsy and she dropped them on the floor. The ghost queen blew flames from her

nostrils, caramelizing the succubus and destroying her succuabilities. "WOOooOOooOO!" moaned the ghost queen, "now you can neither sexually assault men nor rearrange the pictures."

The succubus, sucked of her succuables, developed an entirely different taste! "WooOOOOO!" protested the ghost queen, "Get off of me! Why are yOooOOO kissing m...help...mmmmmm..."

The succubus squirmed and wriggled. Her quarry turned hunter had the most foul breath. It was like rotten fish and mouldy cheese. She handed him a tooth brush.

and extra whitening paste, flossed him, massaged his gums & gave him some mouthwash.Then she ravished him & took his soul to a dentist who used his trident to fill its cavities.