Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but

Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but a man's man by the name of Steve McManaman. Steve teamed up with Alpha Male and went on a tirade against the pussification of America.

There were 10 steps in the MasterPlan to stop the pussifacation of America. 1 Stop the production of DrPepper 10. 2 Get rid of Lifetime Channel, even that flick w/Patty Duke in it

The 3rd step to end pussification of America: Outlaw scooters of all shapes and sizes. # 4: Force men who wear pastel colors to work on offshore oil rigs. # 5: Elect Chuck Norris.

The Boy Scout steering committee had gotten off the track. Jim looked at the anonymous suggestions regarding the activities at the upcoming summer camp and realized he was dealing

with a bunch of amateurs. Jim sighed loudly, exasperated. He'd have to get medieval with those guys on the steering committee, if he wanted to see the Boy Scouts really shine.

Jim joined the local SCA chapter; he'd need supplies, and these freaks could deliver. He drove as far as 350 miles for a morning star, but a suit of plate armor was available

At the shop in Gazzaville, some 200 miles away. Gazzaville was not on any map and the entrance, a golden gate, was guarded by two lions with beautiful manes, aged 738. Don't mess

their manes up or they'll bite you, but it's no big whoop because, being aged 738, the lions had no teeth. But their age helped them look fierce as they guarded Gazzaville's arch

way. But the real power lay with Ompoo the denture cleaner: he knew the truth about the Gazzaville Lion guard. The trainer worried about the lion's secret. Ompoo was very talkative

and yes Ompoo spilled the beans. Now everyone knew the truth. And the mafia showed up shot down the whole group. Dental hygiene would never be the same. Damn fool Ompoo!