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It was 7:30 in the AM and 10 below, but there

  • It was 7:30 in the AM and 10 below, but there we were standing on top of the mountain in our

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  • crotchless lederhosen. I've always been one to honor a skiing bet, so I couldn't complain, but who would have guessed

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  • she was waiting. Just around the corner from the third tower stood Elizabeth in a white fur coat. What could I

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  • say to her to make her go away. I told her i was gay, but that seemed to make her smile all the more. I decided to just tell her the truth. I walked over to her and

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  • grabbed her by the hand. i looked sorrowfully in her eyes. "Shit", she moaned, "You're either breaking up with me, or you're gay." Damn, she's good. "Honey," I said thoughtfully

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  • I was picked out of millions to be the newest member of Boys II Men as they go back on tour. I gotta go, but I must admit that it's so hard to say

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  • Aloha. Because it means hello and goodbye. That can get confusing when dealing with screaming fans, especially in the city of

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  • Sandusky, Ohio, where most people don't have all their teeth - let alone speak fluent Hawaiian. "Aloha" might as well meant, "I'm different from you - beat me up" to the assembled

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  • corn whiskey convention of dental misfits and blind grain alcoholics. Island bliss had left me one shade too tan in a town waiting for a whites sale at Overstock.com. "Ned Beatty!

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  • Visions of Ned Beatty and Burt Reynolds continued to haunt my dreams. I thought that would be the worst of it. Never did I imagine that I'd live my own version of "Delivarence."

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