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Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have

  • Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just

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  • Teetering on heels and leaving lipstick smears on old coffee cups. She really should have have taken those reassignment seminars. She called Custer. "This is Loomis. I'm Lulu now."

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  • Custer, confused with her random statement, decided to play along. "My name's not Custer, it's BUSTER!" And with that, he finally had the last word with her.

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  • Custer continued about his day with a robust and newfound confidence after his conversational victory. Everything seemed to be coming up Custer. The barista gave him his coffee on

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  • time for once. Then came a marvelous array of donuts, just like in his dreams. Custer daintily picked up a custard filled one and took a taste. This was going to be a great day.

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  • But Custer felt a little uneasy. Such a marvelous array of donuts don't come that easy. He reached over his shoulder and unsheathed his family Katana, and at that very instant

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  • his pants fell to his knees. Custer was so embarrassed he didn't know what to do. he dropped his katana and started crying like a baby. everyone was laughing. EVERYONE. Some Ninjas

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  • dropped their pants in the spirit of solidarity though. At least that's what I've heard cause nobody sow them.

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  • The broken zippers were destroyed so bleach boys couldn't save them. The detergents were nonetheless determined to let the channel 147 news team know about the accident. The

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  • y would have succeeded, but they were not used to being on TV and ruined their chance to make a difference. They came across as shady, much like Nixon did in the debates with JFK.

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