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Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's

  • Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's face. As the ball went through the net he smiled and yelled

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  • "King Rondo in the house!" But what really irked him was the hand-in-the-cookie jar pose

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  • that was totally open-mouthed. This disgusted him, because he preferred people who breathed through their noses, but

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  • due to the fact they were underwater they could not breath through their noses. However, his scuba instructor

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  • had failed to mention that to him. Not the sharpest coral in the reef, he inhaled a nose full of water and experienced

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  • that exquisite rapture of the deep only a diver who has reversed his air regulator knows; in a moment he would drown if

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  • he didn't think quickly. Suddenly he looked up and realized that he would be safe. There swimming towards him was

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  • a cruise ship destined for the Bahamas. He was saved! Or so he thought: on board he saw the decks were full of

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  • Penguins holding machine guns. Quite a sight he thought before

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  • he was riddled with bullets, "Man! this coulda been a superb Kodak moment. Anyone got a camera?"

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