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Hi, Nice job last night - here are the lyrics

  • Hi, Nice job last night - here are the lyrics to the FINALE When you see a guy, reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doin it for some doll

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  • Who is planning a day trip to Woodfield Mall. Get your cheap gas while it Is pourable because the tortie cat is adorable.

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  • It's such a nice pet... Who could imagine the story of this adorable, and yet somewhat strange, vicious animal.

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  • I remember I first saw it in the pet store. “Mommy, mommy! I want one!” She reluctantly agreed, and for years it seemed alright, until

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  • the divorce. The guinea pig was the only thing she left me. Dad wasn't very good at comforting me. He wanted to get me a dog, but I loved my current pet more than anything. His nam

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  • e was Mr. Fudge and I loved him with my whole heart, so much that it pushed out my love for Dad. "But he's just a guinea pig!" Dad yelled. "He's always here for me!" I snapped.

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  • And that was the moment I decided that I would marry my beloved Mr. Fudge, come hell or high water. I didn't care that he was just a guinea pig...he was my destiny.

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  • That is the night I brought her this crate of papayas. I slept all night by her door and then she simply walked over me and this crate of papayas and took the cab I had come in.

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  • The papayas heard me weeping and took pity on me. They hoisted me in the crate onto their little fruity backs and rolled like wheels beneath it. "Follow that cab!" I sobbed.

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  • And then....I laughed!! I was riding a papayamobile! "Wheee!" and soon I forgot all my troubles. We rolled across the country together, into the rosy-gold sunset.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jun 15 2018 @ 03:48

    Papaya sunset: I'll never look at a cut papaya the same. *sniff*

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