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"A 24 hr bus ride to Tijuana Ricardo! What

  • "A 24 hr bus ride to Tijuana Ricardo! What in Cojones are we gonna do all this time?" But Ricardo was prepared & pulled out one bottle of coke, one of tequilla and two plastic cups

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  • . "A toast, amigo," said Ricardo as he poured equal amounts of tequila & coke in two plastic cups. "To us...for taking this bus ride to Tijuana to steal back your Chevy Malibu. May

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  • the Gods grant you a big harvest." Mr. Maltabon always toasted weird, but he was a celebrity so I went with it. I needed that Chevy Malibu. But when I got to Tiajuana I found a not

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  • so edifying donkey show that distracted me from my mission. During the spectacle all I could think about was rich Corinthian leather. Poor Corinthian leather wouldn't do anymore.

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  • It wouldn't have that same snap, and aesthetically speaking rich Corinthian leather had more panache. Plus, the donkey could eat it after which was the least it was owed, really.

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  • After eating the rich, Corinthian leather, the donkey found, much to his surprise, that he had a talent for making money. He became a rich, Corinthian donkey, and was well-respecte

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  • d throughout the herds and droves of donkeys around the world...but not so much by almost all donkey paces. Most donkey paces despised Corinthians and wealth...they were more Earth

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  • based,preferring to graze in peace while making mules whenever possible.Obstinate herds galloped over all you could imagine,perhaps as a sea of waggling asses from your perspective

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  • if you're into that sort of thing. But if you're not, you might imagine instead that you're seeing a large field of snow bunnies, their little noses twitching and ears perking at

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  • the sounds of oncoming traffic.

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2 Comments

  1. Woab Jan 19 2019 @ 14:37

    Great surprise ending, Shortfellow! Haw!

  2. zxvasdf Jan 21 2019 @ 10:36

    But it was only the city mouse, who soothed himself in the wilds with the sounds of home piping from his tinny speakers.

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