Bob the Blobfish was winner of the 'Yearly

Bob the Blobfish was winner of the 'Yearly Ugliest Creature of the Ocean' Contest (YUCO), beating out Stan the Stonefish & Gary the Goblinshark. His face had an uncanny similarity

to Sarah Palin before the several pounds of make-up, which, incidentally, Gary the Goblinshark had eaten half a year ago. Bob the Blobfish, the winner, & Stan the Stonefish sought

total consciousness on his deathbed. Thus, three fish elevated to higher levels of

Consciousness and reached samadhi. John gave his

left leaning walker. It leaned to the left because it had lost it's half of the tennis ball about a week ago when they last visited Babaji. They had disturbed his Wa & angry words

had been thought out into the universe, casting a pall over the sacred city. But Babaji was determined to make the pilgrimage despite his crooked walker. He knew that he would be

the last one there, but that didn't matter. Babaji was even willing to get a new walker at one of the hostels along the pilgrimage route. His plan would most definitely work. It

was fool proof! He would make to Graceland come hell or high water! Babaji was such a huge Elvis fan, he couldn't believe his life long dream about about to come true.

And so Babaji put his fool proof plan into action. Before he knew it, he found himself standing inside the Jungle Room of Graceland, listening to the waterfall and to loud wailing

Yoko Ono recordings. He often wondered why John Lennon enjoyed her company. Perhaps it was the mystery of the Far East. Babaji pulled out his copy of the White Album and smiled.