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THE YEAR IS 20XX. SCIENTISTS HAVE PREDICTED

  • THE YEAR IS 20XX. SCIENTISTS HAVE PREDICTED MASSIVE SOLAR STORMS AND THE WORLD TAKES ACTION. MANKIND SEALS THEMSELVES INTO MASSIVE BUNKERS WHILE THE WORLD IS TURNED INTO WASTELAND

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  • ". I put the film down and picked up another. "What about this one? PETE AND JULIE TAKE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND TO VENICE WHERE JULIE FALLS IN A CANAL, PETE JUMPS IN AFTER HER AND

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  • IS EATEN BY A MEGLADON." It was the third in the series of Pete and Julie RomCom / DinoThrillers. "No?will how about, PETE AND JULIE TOUR INDIA ONLY TO BE CHASED DOWN BY

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  • a Trielecerphantops?"The Producer took a swig of Jim Beam & held up a cannibis-stained finger."This Rom-Com Dino Thriller needs pathos, innuendos & infernos, & I need some oreos."

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  • The Producer's assistant nodded, jotting it all down in a tear-stained notebook. "Got it, Chief," she said as she wrote "Dino rom-com needs innuendos, and interspecies romance"

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  • "Not just romance, but full blown intercourse!" The Producer grinned, enjoying watching his assistant squirm as she added to her notebook with a shaking hand.

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  • " I can't look at this stuff I'm too young," The assistant quit her job and ran for the hills. There she started a llama milking colony.

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  • It was supported by John Mackey' s whole planet foundation. Her microloan was paid off in full ahead of time. The llamas were raised on all natural feed.

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  • But that did not keep them from going rogue. They spit on the whole planet foundation & on John Mackey himself. They almost drowned him in spit but he deftly bottled it & sold it.

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  • My aunt Mildred bought a bottle of Mr. Mackey's Magic Mucus and poured it on Uncle Sherman's grave. It brought him back to life, but boy, was he ticked! And slimey!

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