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"Today on Mythbusters: We team up with the

  • "Today on Mythbusters: We team up with the Ghostbusters to see if Ghosts really do exist! And Adam eats Marshmallows. Lots of Marshmalows.

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  • Enter: Bill Murray. (Sees Adam from Mythbusters.) Bill Murray: I didn't know they let pork fat up here. Get enough marshmallows there? (Adam stops chewing.)

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  • Adam (from MythBusters): It is commonly conceived that Bill Murray is incombustible. Today, we will test this legend. (Jamie ignites a flamethrower.) Bill: Wait, what? You didn't

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  • Make "Ghostbusters 3" acceptable to the Chinese censors? I have to burn to hell in place of Dragon Lady? Jamie: Dragon Lady is thousands of miles away and you are here. Why not?

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  • Burn paper money, offer momentos of things loved by the ghostly spirits said the Moon Moon.

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  • Moon Moon's son, Moon Son Moon, wasn't having any of that. "Do that and the dead are richer than me which is why I can't afford to have a Playstation 4". Then he threw his incense

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  • out the window, leaving a trail of vanilla and jasmine scent particles floating in the air behind it. Moon Son Moon watched the incense shatter on the concrete outside with a grin.

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  • Mwahaha! Mwahaha! Moon Son Moon giggled. The plan was all going to plan. Soon he would accomplish what he set out to accomplish. He picked up the shards of the shattered incense

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  • , placed them onto the altar, lit them and began to appeal to all of his ancestors for help. "Quell my enemies," said Moon Son Moon, as the monsoon clouds gathered over his home.

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  • Nothing seemed to happen until... "What's that smell," Moon said Then he saw a fire. "Must have been the incense." But Moon's ancestors couldn't do anything about the flames.

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jun 07 2018 @ 19:20

    You can't have enemies to vanquish if you are dead. He got what he prayed for.

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