Elliot was always unlucky at school. Not

Elliot was always unlucky at school. Not 'bad' luck, just 'unfortunate' luck. Take this morning for instance, a pigeon had artistically decorated his sports bag with it's

retrices, but then the pigeon flew away because Elliot was under a strange spell. A "mind-melding." He felt s-faced because the Extra Terrestrial had found Miller Light and

.. no strike that, it wasn't a pigeon, it was a bat, & Elliot wasn't under a spell he was under a spelunking buddy. He wasn't s-faced. He was s-scared when ET' s light went out

Elliot felt around the cold, dark, guano-laden cave for ET. Groping under the spelunkerer, he touched something warm and prickly. He heard the soft "ohhhh" right before ET's light

came on. Elliot was in a cave and holding firmly onto ET's penis. Could this situation get anymore awkward? Then of course music started to play

,lights went on.A big audience of firemen!By that time ET's penis had grown,to thick to get a good grip.Elliot's hand started to slip,and he kept changing hands.ET's cum hit hard

in accurate targeting of the crane's power switch.One of the firemen screamed:"I'm not cleaning that!"...Elliot was saved and ET felt a kind of relief he had neber felt before,but

He was not yet a humanoid. That took at leat 48 hours, which seemed a long time. ET consulted Dt. Mars and Dr. Neptune, both of whom were well trained in handling cases involving

extreme diarrhea. ET looked concerned as the not-yet-humanoid patient was bought in with an unbearable stench. Dr. Mars fled the room in horror, and Dr.Neptune looked disgusted by

nurse Saturn who vomited rings around herself; unable to bear the stench. "I've seen enough" confirmed ET, almost inaudibly. "Send the patient to Earth. Only evolution can save it"