Parenting is a cinch when you have a shovel

Parenting is a cinch when you have a shovel and a basement.

The latest in peer reviewed academic studies found that building sand castles and sand sculptures in a basement improved children's development. Fresh clean beach sand was

really popular among those who have kids and prices for the sand skyrocketed. However there are concerns about the ecological consequences to the beach when the sand are removed.

leaving only huge holes of saltwater for the sharks to mate. On one hand, that partly resolved their extinction issue, on the other all beaches are now infested by a great amount

of rainbow coloured sharks, beached, like whales, like beached whales. Each weekend thousands would flock to these beaches to clear up the sharks. One man, Henry to be precise, had

it down to a science. Henry would grab the dorsal fin, flick his wrist and the rainbow shark would sail back into the surf. Thus, shark flinging became olympic sport.

And a popular one too. People from all sorts of places wanted to give it a shot now. How did it feel? They all wanted to know. Did they fling very high? What kind of sound did the

flying pomegranate make? could they break all the seeds into one bowl with one swift kick against the wall? who came up with such a game nobody knows. what is the

point of breaking them open anyway? does anyone even LIKE pomegranates? who would design a game around them? was it made as part of some weird marketing ploy? as the questions

came rolling in, one thing became abundantly clear. This plan wasn't going to work. The pomegranates had not been taste tested and their organisation would suffer for it.